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The new guy failed the welcome test 🚪

Nov 1, 2026 · 0:18

First day on the job. The boss asks one simple question about wiping your feet on the mat.

• The Boss

Read the joke (spoiler: punchline!)

Boss: Welcome aboard. We're big on cleanliness here.

Boss: Did you wipe your feet on the mat coming in?

Employee: Yes, sir!

Boss: Good. We're also big on honesty.

Boss: There is no mat.

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