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Good news and bad news… 🏈

Nov 2, 2026 · 0:12

He’s glued to the football game. She’s holding a packed suitcase — and she has good news and bad news.

• The Husband
• The Wife

Read the joke (spoiler: punchline!)

Wife: Honey, I’ve got good news… and bad news.

Wife: I’m leaving you!

Husband: Okay… and the bad news?

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