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$80 a tooth for two minutes of work? 🦷

Nov 2, 2026 · 0:18

A patient thinks $80 a tooth is way too much for two minutes of work.

• The Doctor

Read the joke (spoiler: punchline!)

Patient: Okay, Doc... how much to pull these two teeth?

Doctor: Eighty bucks a tooth.

Patient: $160 for two minutes of work?!

Doctor: Trust me... you don't want me to go any slower.

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