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Why report a stolen card 2 months late? 💳

Nov 3, 2026 · 0:18

A man finally reports his stolen credit card — two months late.

• The Cop
• The Husband

Read the joke (spoiler: punchline!)

Cop: Your credit card was stolen two months ago. Why didn't you report it?

Husband: The thief was spending less than my wife.

Cop: Then why report it now?

Husband: I think the thief's wife started using it.

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